Thursday, February 4, 2016

comments from a mockumentary.

guys. three years ago i took a screen dance class in grad school, and for one of the assignments i made a mockumentary. i put it on youtube, it spread a bit, and now the comments are much more entertaining than the video ever was.
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the know it all:
not necessarily, but it's kind of true, right jeannie? like, it's sort of close. right?

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the outraged (and confusing):
tiavon i feel like you're trying to tell me something, but i'm not sure exactly what it is.

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the critic:
there was no film involved with this. it's 2016, eric.
ps- nice profile pic. do you use it for tinder?



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the dietician:

wait, do you eat more or less than 5 almonds for breakfast?
i'm confused which side you're fighting for.


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the mean one:
i can tell by your tone that you know what dancers are really like, anna.
ps- eat a snickers.



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the one who just wasn't quite sure:
the only offense i'm taking is your lack of spelling skills, brooke.

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the ones who got into it:
you can tell people are really pissed when they start calling each other "hun".
personally, i'd never fight with someone who used the username brassmonkeyjew.
#catfight
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the peacemaker:
(praise hands emoticon)
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the supportive one:
it is so accurate, right maddy?? thank you!!!
...wait.


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the ones who caught onto the little things:

i'm glad someone caught that, nate. the timing was hard.

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the urgent fan:

she's not going to respond if you use all caps, balletchic!!!!. 
#stalker

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the patriotic one:
(fist bump emoticon)

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the one looking for life advice:
i say move out and keep dancing, lozi. take your cat too- they don't own you. (snap snap snap)


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the one hoping for a date:

no, nic. you may not have a piece.
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the over thinker:

don't worry about it, kaulana.
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people are funny you guys.
xo

to see the video and the full list of comments (brace yourselves) click below:

3 comments:

  1. I am literally laughing out loud. Lol. My husband keeps asking what I'm laughing about. It's just too good! And your comments Alyssa, hilarious!!

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    1. can you believe people, kylie?! i keep wondering if they're punking ME. it's like inception....

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    2. Me too, Kylie! I tried to explain to Tyler but he didn't think it was nearly as funny. Oh well! I got a kick out of it. It's amazing how many people don't understand satire, even with the music and everything! So well done, Alyssa ;D

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